1. deaf woman
Village enterprising man decided to earn some money and bought a batch of well-known author Zaraeva horoscopes.By selling some copies, he came to the fence, behind which he saw an elderly lady and decided to offer her, too:
- Want to, purchase Zaraeva horoscope?
- I have a barn - the woman said.A man
- You probably do not understand, I suggest HOROSCOPE Zaraeva!
- Yes, I've got a barn!
Entrepreneur repeats louder, and so a few times.But gets similar answers.15 times get the answer, angry man shouting grandmother:
- Yeah, you go to hell with your barn !!!
- And you with your horoscope!
2. Successful zodiac sign
Three girlfriends discuss gifts for birthdays of their husbands.The first says:
- My husband Sagittarius, I'll give him a gun.
- And my fish, I buy an aquarium - picks up the theme of the second.
- And my husband Capricorn - what can I give him?
3. We need time to read the horoscope!
Late in the evening the young girl returns home.It goes through the park
So en-tit!All right!The moon is in Scorpio!
4. Valuable experience
The seminar psychics, astrologers experienced teaches young:
- most importantly do not let the bad and very accurate predictions.For example, yesterday I asked the client about his victory in the elections.And I told him: "If you're going to operate actively and aggressively and not turn away the face of difficulties, then win.But it all depends on you! »
The next day, the young man comes to astrologer and asks:
- soon will go into the world, my mother-in-law?
- Well, if you'll be persistent and be active, not retreat before difficulties - then soon.But it all depends on you ...
5. fortune teller lied
talk to two men:
- fortune teller predicted to me that spring will come March 1.
- And you believed her?
- No, I'm from Australia!
6. Truthful crystal
man comes to the clairvoyant, and attentively listening to her.That looking at the crystal mutters:
- My Crystal says - you are the father of two children.
- You want to say three!
Clairvoyant smiling enigmatically:
- No, it is you want to say so!
What do you interesting things in life have foretold?Do you believe the horoscope, or predictions?