Mrs. Davis could not get pregnant.Doctors say that the reason Mr. Davis.And then the couple decided to hire the services of his father by proxy.In the morning leaving for work Mr Davies kissing his wife he said, "Honey, I think, today, conception happens, expect it will be soon."
At that time, the street was walking free children's photographer in search of models (children).Soon Davis house doorbell rang.Mrs. Devesa hurried to open the door.On the threshold stood a young man:
- Hello madam!I'm not familiar, I came to ...
- What You Do not bother explaining, I'm waiting for you - quickly interrupted Mrs. Davis.
- Really?- Photographer surprise staring at a woman - that's great!I specialize in children.
- Oh!we just with my husband for it and hoped.Come in and sit down.Where should I start?- Embarrassed murmured Mrs. Davis.
- Rely on my choice.We usually start with a bath, and then one in the kitchen and a couple on the bed.In fact, maybe the floor in the living room to go.Do you really have, where
- Oh!Now I understand why we did not work with Tom.We never did try.
- To ensure a good result from the first time no one can.We need to try different options from different angles and from several positions.I'm sure Madame eventually you will be satisfied!
- But I think it should not take a long time?
- Madame course, the professional should be able to work quickly.It would be possible in five minutes to meet, but at this rate you'll be disappointed, I'm sure.
photographer took photos of children from the case and handed them to view:
- Look, that's been done on the car roof, in central Paris.
- Not really possible?- Exclaimed Mme.
- For professional course possible.And these twins came out very nice, and all by the fact that their mother was very difficult to work with.
- It is difficult to work with?- Mrs Davies looked questioningly.
- Yes, and this also happens.As a result, we had to go to the lunapark.There's a lot of people crowded.Everyone was interesting to see the process.His mother was so nervous, constantly cried and screamed.At this point it is very difficult to concentrate.When it was dark, I began to hurry.So much so that the proteins began to gnaw sitting on my farm, and then I finished.Mrs. Davis stunned looking at the photographer:
- Do you mean that they chewed, sitting on your, uh ... economy?
- Yes, it was.I suggest, Madame, if you do not mind, I'll get my tripod and we will proceed.
- Tripod?- A woman quite stunned by such jargon.
- without a tripod in any way, I have to fix my Canon on it.It is very large and will keep his hands is not convenient.
- Madam, what is the matter?Madame? ... Oh God yes, she fainted!
Such are the consequences can cause occasional misunderstandings.
Another woman brought to the same state of tacos - Read is reason to laugh)))