Jokes for the keen photographer
young man, turning to the girl:
- Give me your photos please!
- Why?- Coquettishly smiling girl.
- Yes, I collect Pokemon.
And what a funny thing happened with the free photographer - read obhohochites!
2. Excellent studio
client came in a photo studio at his image, referring to the photographer:
- But it's not my picture!
- Why is not yours, it seems very out.
- But it is not my nose!
- Yes indeed nose, a strange, as though not yours.
- A wart, where it came from, I have no warts.
- Um, wart extra ...
- And then this lies in a coffin, and I live like.
3. Curious photographer
came to photography mother with her daughter:
- Take a picture of my daughter, but I warn you, she squints one eye.
- Do not worry, podretushiruem.
- But she has ears droopy ears.
- Well, ears pruning in Photoshop.
- And the teeth are rare.
- Podrisuem.And if not a secret, for what purpose you her photograph?
- strange question who the girl will marry without a passp
4. All for the sake of image
Photojournalist was ordered to take photos of a forest fire from the air.
Arriving at the airport, he saw the plane, which was on the runway and the engines warmed up.Journalist, wanting to get ahead of its competitors, quickly jumped on a plane and the pilot shouted:
- takes off faster - go ahead!The pilot of the plane broke up and they took off.
- Fly to the center of a forest fire and make several circles above the forest at low altitude.
- For what?He asked.
- I need to make great shots shots.I'm a photographer.All photographers make pictures.
After a long pause, the pilot said:
- Would you say that you are not a flight instructor?
5. unprepared photographer
On the banks of the Volga River, wandering photographer, and he hears the cry:
- Hurry!Man!My friend is sinking!
- I'm sorry - the photographer responsible - but the film is over ...
6. Cool view
Two other photographers stroll along the promenade.Take pictures, they look through the viewfinder.Suddenly one of them stammered falls.The second lies immediately next:
- Cool view!And that shot?
7. Manly photographer
talk to two men:
- I can spoil any flick of a finger!
- You must be a master of jiu-jitsu?
- No, I'm a photographer.
And to race a few truthful phrases:
- albomchik If the photo is small and thin, and a photo and ugly, it Passport.
- If you looked like your photo in the passport, then you have time on vacation.
- If you think that not successfully entered the picture, look at her in ten years, your opinion is reversed.
Live today and enjoy your life!If you like to photograph it is useful to check out how to choose the right camera.