1) On air the Armenian Radio:
- What if the woman is very full?
- Let twirls halohup.
- And if she does not get it holohup?
Here Armenian radio puzzled and silent.
Interferes Turkish Radio:
- Listen te - why spoil a beautiful The girls ?!
2) Woman strong stout and not to upset her husband went to the doctor.
- Well advised by the doctor?- Asks the husband.
- The doctor says it is necessary to move more.For example, go to Tula there and back twice a week.
- Man, but that so far Tula.Maybe some other means are available?
Yes there are other means - at least 3 times a day you and I love to do.
- Man, yes Tula is a stone's throw ...
3) My wife is a nutritionist advised longer ride.
- And it helps?what result?
- During the week the horse lost 15 kilograms.
4) The woman, please call the Company selling slimming:
- I need to lose weight in a short period of time - you can help me?
- Of course!
- Understand, my husband gave me for a wedding anniversary something
- Do not worry, we guarantee - two months later, her husband a gift, you can safely wear!
- But my husband gave me a car ...
5) The woman turns to the dietitian:
- I always get better, help me lose weight!
- What you eat, tell of of order.
- Yes, in general - nothing special.Son did not finish it, I eat up, my husband does not eat up, I eat up, eat up daughter, I eat up.Not disappear as food.
- And can you make a pig?
- And I still eat up a pig?
6) A girl comes into a pharmacy and asks:
- I would like to buy three packs of pills to reduce appetite.
- but ... half an hour ago, I have already sold 15 packages.
- Yes, but I ate ...
7) Very stout woman, the doctor asks:
- Tell me, what exercises to help me lose weight?
- I would recommend you to turn your head from left to right and vice versa.
- How often you need to repeat these exercises?
- Every time you treat!
8) rings wife to her husband:
- Honey, I got stuck in an elevator!
- So, call the lifter.
- I'm afraid.
- I got stuck in the door.
9) Beach.Resting on the shores of the lamp is similar to Aladdin's lamp.He takes it in your hands and rub.From the lamp comes the genie:
- Ask what you want, all true!
- I want to stop the war in Iraq.
- Well, I do not, I do not interfere in politics.Better to ask why or whether for themselves, loved ones.
- I want to have my wife was a figure of 90-60-90.She wants it!But by the way, and my wife is ...
- And what are you talking about Iraq?
10) Seller slimming offers a complete woman:
- Take this day two tablets, and tomorrow, when you wake up, two more.
laugh at themselves ... Well, finally made it to the men:
11) ad in the newspaper, "We will help you lose weight - quickly, efficiently, reliably guarantee 100%»
very fat man calling on the ad:
- II would like to lose weight 6 kg.
- No problem.It costs $ 1,000.Pay the money into our account, and tomorrow will be the result!
man pays the bill and is waiting for the result.The next day - the doorbell.The man opens the door of curiosity, and then ... stunning blonde, big breasts and on her plate "will catch up - I'm yours !!!".
results the day after the marathon at 10km - man dropped 6 promised kg.Porazhenny result, it reiterates the firm:
- I want to lose weight by 10 kg.
- Okay, pays $ 3,000 and it will happen.
man running to the bank pays the money and waiting ... Again the doorbell.Now it is a beautiful leggy brunette with a stunning form again and sign "" will catch up - give myself! "Marathon ... Exhausted, but happy man on the next day rises on the scale - 10 kilos is gone.
not rest on our laurels result, he again calls to the company:
- I want to lose weight by 15 kg.
- And you sure?
- of course, has never been so sure, as it is now !!!I pay any money.
- It will cost you $ 10,000 and already ....I wish you success and good luck!
The next day, a man waits in anticipation of a new meeting.To prepare, put on sports shoes, in shorts and a bell rings.The man opens the door, and there ... A healthy man with the appearance of an orangutan, growth under 2 meters, covered in hair, and on his chest plate "will catch up - you are my !!!»
ridiculous to talk about weight loss and diets can not only in prose, butand in verse.
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