Love at first sight
man at the spa became acquainted with the lady, turning to her:
- you know, from the moment I met you, I can not drink, eat or smoke ...
- You are so in love?
- Yes you are, just the money for it no longer exists.
resort map At discharge the patient the doctor:
- I can not define what it is you send a sanatorium becauseI can not deliver you a diagnosis.I think it's because of alcoholism.
- Well, then I'll come when you are sober.
- You said my daughter went to rest in Ibiza.It's an island of continuous temptations, are not afraid of it?
- Yes you are, I am quite calm, recently called his daughter and said that she already is under police surveillance.
I like you
young man on the beach nudiskom suited to the girl:
- You I like it!
- Yeah ... I see ...
Places need to know
Two friends discussing their wives:
- Where are you now my wife on vacation to go?
- Yes, as always with her aunt in a village, and where
- And my vacationing in Nice, a resort in France.She returned tanned and happy.
- Where's the grandmother took to Nice?There's also expensive everything.
- My wife says there at all for FREE!Places need to know Kolya!
reliability marriage certificate
Young people are going to move into a hotel.The girl is going through:
- How to make them to believe that we are a married couple?
- So grab your bags and quickly drag in the room, then just believe that you're my wife.
In the flower stall man chooses a huge bouquet of roses, a saleswoman asked:
- What a momentous date?
- Yes, I came back from vacation, my wife has not seen for a long time.
saleswoman in horror:
- What you have done this then?
husband and wife for the first time went to the resort.My husband enthusiastically looking at the long-legged young girls.My wife is outraged:
- Nick, to keep up appearances, you're a married man!
- And when you're sitting on a diet?Are you the menu at the restaurant did not you read?
And you were funny stories at the resort?Well, maybe not necessarily about holiday romance and temptations, and just funny stories about vacation at the resort, and beyond.