Very funny jokes - My God, where I got ?!
What are the funniest stories do not occur with travelers.On this subject there is a very funny jokes.
Where am I?
long-distance trains on the third day of the passenger refers to a conductor with a worried look:
- You know, the longer we go, the more it seems to me that I have not sat on the train.
Like to see Lohneskoe monster
Tourist decided to go to Scotland to visit Loch Ness, to see the legendary monster.Referring to the guide:
- How long should I wait for the monster?
- Well ... usually after the sixth glass of whiskey it appears ...
Where is the train station
In Odessa, on the street to the passer-suited stranger, with two large suitcases in his hands:
- Tell me, please, if I'm going to go along this avenue, thenat its end is the station?
- You know ... he will be there, even if you will not go along this avenue.
five-star hotel in the lobby at the reception desk hangs an ad:
«Dear guests, if you have any questions or ne
Sincerely, manager at Holiday
waking from deep intoxication, a new Russian discovers that he is in flippers, a mask and a cell phone in hand is on the edge of the Sahara Desert.Peering into the distance and seeing the endless sands, he says with a sigh:
- No shit myself otgrohali beach!
no language barriers!
On the steep ski resort of suites bell rings line service:
- Tu minute that that the!
- What do You say, Im not understand ...
- Tu minute that that that !!!Goat!
- When Russian sir - I understand your language.
- Two tea two hundred and twenty-second, damn it!
The captain took the binoculars, peering into the distance:
- In the distance you can see anything?- Asks the passenger concerned
- Horizon - says Captain
- Well, it's better than nothing ...
question is not at
to owner receptionist suited indignant guest:
- You know that you have a leaky roof!Right on my bed pouring rain in torrents!How long is this mess? !!!
- Yes, how do I know that - looking at him lazily manager - I have you to the Weather Bureau, that is.
five-star hotel, a respected guest accesses the bellhop:
- My dear, I forgot I was in his room an umbrella, could you check for 815 Leray Mr. fireplace.As the elevator is not working captain sent on foot to the eighth floor, after a while he comes back and says:
- Sir you were absolutely right, the umbrella is there.Shall I bring?
Do you have stories, when you thought, "God where I got? !!!»